Girl123's Profile (or a version adjusted slightly for privacy):
"Right now I'm reading (book) by (author). It's pretty sweet. (...) I love watching movies! I love Twilight! Haha just kidding, I'm not one of THOSE girls!"
And the email conversation that followed...
ME: "So, what kind of movies do you like to watch then?"
Girl123: "The kind that makes you wish you had AIDS."
ME: "So, you DO like Twilight then?"
Girl123: [no reponse]
Welcome to the bottom of the barrell folks... more to come.